This hasn’t been a bad day by any means. Just a crazy one. I think Friday the 13th is trying to show up earlier than it’s supposed to be here. I can not emphasize enough that I live in a city full of NON-DRIVING fools. Either they are driving way below the speed limit, or driving down the road like their ass is on fire, trying to put that fire out by speeding. Let me make this perfectly clear…Your Ass is NOT on fire, therefore you don’t have to drive 20 MPH over the speed limit. If your ass is on fire, then maybe you shouldn’t have eaten Mexican for lunch, then you wouldn’t be flying down the road to find a restaurant with a nice bathroom. I know what you are thinking any bathroom would do at that point. Any bathroom is not okay at all. Some people would probably go into a public bathroom wearing a hazmat suit, if they could get away with it. You know who you are… Okay, I know the last few sentences are irrelevant, but you get the picture.
One of our regular customers tried to have me arrested today by the officer that was there doing something about Child safety. She asked me why there was a police officer in the store today. I told her he was there for her and started laughing. She looked at me and laughed, then turned around and yelled…”Will you please come arrest this woman for harassing me?” The look on the officer’s face was priceless. His mouth fell open, looking back and forth between the both of us, trying to decide if she was serious or not. Other associates that were next to him busted out laughing. He probably thought we had all lost our minds. Which honestly we probably have at one point or another. Is that necessarily a bad thing? Hey, you need at least a few people you know that march to their own drummer, whichever drummer that may be. All this while running on 4.5 hours sleep. Go Me!
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